Speaker: Chuck Rolando (Standard American accent)

On a Plane

The captain of an airliner knows that his plane is in serious trouble so he gets on the loudspeaker and tells the passengers that in all probability the plane is going to crash land and that they all should listen to the flight attendants and do as they are told. Then he advises them if they have any unfinished business that can be settled, or would like to make peace with their maker, they should do this now. A lady on board, hearing the news, shouts to the man sitting next to her, as she rips open her blouse, “make me feel like a woman!” The man then rips off his shirt, handing it to the lady and says, “okay, iron this!”