Speakers: Chuck Rolando (Standard American accent) and Rachel Roberts (Standard British accent)
You can tell a lot about a woman’s mood just by looking at her hands. For example, if they’re holding a gun, then she’s probably angry.
In the good old days women used to cook like their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers.
Did you ever notice that the Roman numerals for 40 are XL?
The older you get the harder it is to lose weight because by then your body and your fat have become really good friends.