“Between the Pope and air conditioning, I’d choose air conditioning.”
“To me there’s no real difference between a fortune teller or a fortune cookie and any of the organized religions. They’re all equally valid or invalid, really. And equally helpful.”
“I can’t listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer Poland.”
“I don’t believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.”
“Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought — particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things.”
“My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty.”
“I’m what you would call a teleological, existential atheist. I believe that there’s an intelligence to the universe, with the exception of certain parts of New Jersey.”
“Can we actually “know” the universe? My God, it’s hard enough finding your way around in Chinatown.”
“If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.”
“If my films make one more person miserable, I’ll feel I have done my job.”
“There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?”
“Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.”
“What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.”
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