di John Peter Sloan
Dear John,
My first girlfriend used to say something interesting about her dog. It was: “He understands everything I say!” Her dog was two years old and I learned Italian after three years, so I felt like a total idiot.
Malcolm
If you think about it, dogs are perfect for women. They’re loyal, they never say “no,” they love unconditionally and they don’t watch football on TV.
We can’t compete!
Dear John,
I think my wife loves her dog more than she loves me, is this normal?
Maurino
Yes, it is.