Speaker: Chuck Rolando (Standard American accent)
Here are some examples of unintentionally funny newspaper headlines:
HOMICIDE VICTIMS RARELY TALK TO POLICE
STATISTICS SHOW THAT TEEN PREGNANCY DROPS OFF SIGNIFICANTLY AFTER 25
MAN ACCUSED OF KILLING LAWYER RECEIVES A NEW ATTORNEY
UTAH POISON CENTER REMINDS EVERYONE NOT TO TAKE POISON
MISSIPPI’S LITERACY PROGRAM SHOWS IMPROVEMENT